By Ysandre, age 13, Waterford
‘Ah, fellas I’ve just stolen something
Come and have a look
From an unsuspecting girl
Nose buried in a book.’
B.S. is my name
But I ain’t takin’ none of that
I’ve just nicked me a wallet
So nobody’ll call me a doormat.
Jaysus, I’m class
Top fella of the gang
In the wallet was a card
The number on it I rang
Sure enough it was answered.
‘Hello?’ said somebody.
I hung up then, having called with
No Caller ID.
Bought me a Lost Mary
With the card at Grab’n’Go
Tap – beep – accepted
The modest sum of four twenty euro.
Hopped on down to City Centre
Went to JD
But the card had been declined
Before I could pay for my Louis V.
But I don’t care, I’m still some fella
I don’t take the piss
I still got me a free vape and a fiver
Wait till the lads hear about this.